ultimately, we fell is a tumblelog.

At 72 days per, Kim Kardashian should be able to squeeze in 4-5 weddings a year. At $18M per, that tops out at about $90M in annual revenues. At the next wedding, the sounds of bells will be replaced by the sounds of old school cash registers. And I hear Valtrex is sponsoring her dress. Now….remind me again just how it was that gay folks were destroying the sanctity of marriage?

On the walk to work this morning, I heard the marching band playing some song from a TV football program. I immediately decided that what would be most awesome is a marching band arrangement of the “Spongebob Squarepants” theme song. The band marches into the shape of a pineapple. The drum major gets a bullhorn and calls, “Are you ready kids?”, the band responds “Aye, aye, captain” and so on, then marches into the shape of Spongebob once they start playing the tune.

The first part of the song would be in a call and response form, too. The left half of the pineapple plays “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” and the right half responds “Spongebob Squarepants!” until the after the captain says “Ready”, and then they all play the repeating “Spongebob Squarepants” bit until the end with the piccolo. #music

The neutrino jokes reminded me….Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and says, “Get out. We don’t want your type in here.”

My very best wishes to the people of #Palestine today as they bid for statehood. To be pro-Palestine is not to be anti-Israel. I want all people to have the right to freedom and self-determination.

An oldie, but a goodie. Dead 8 ton whale perplexes Oregon officials, who decide dynamite will fix it. http://dia.so/tt